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When your ex try so hard to bring up all the great times you guys had. 
                             REALLY?......I dont RECALL!.....

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.
Boy:Who do you like?
Girl:No one.
Boy:OH, who do you like?
Girl:No one!
Boy:Who do you like?
Girl:How many times are you going to ask that?!
Boy:As many times as it takes for you to say my name.

it's easy to CRITICIZE what you don't understand but difficult to UNDERSTAND what you criticize...
-Breanna Davis
In life, the hardest mountains to climb always have the prettiest views.
- Breanna Davis
you said that you loved me
and then you broke me
"Vincent Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would get
the happiness inside him. Many people thought he was mad and stupid for doing so because the paint was toxic, never mind that it was obvious
that eating paint couldn’t possibly have any direct correlation to one’s happiness,
but I never saw that. If you were so unhappy that even the maddest ideas could possibly work, l
ike painting the walls of your internal organs yellow, then you are going to do it. It’s really no different than falling in love or taking drugs.
There is a greater risk of getting your heart broken or overdosing,
but people still do it everyday because there was always that chance it could make things better. Everyone has their yellow paint."
For all the things my eyes have seen, the most beautiful has always been you
Of all the places I have been, I'm no place without you
If I could fly, then I would know what life looks like from up above than down below
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