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I'd sell my soul just to see your face.
And I'd break my bones just to heal your pain.
In these times I need a saving grace, but time is running out and I'm starting to lose my faith.
"You can love me or hate me. I swear it won't break me."
Why does it feel like you don't want to talk to me?
Why do you ignore me?
I just want to talk to you.
See how you're doing and how your day is going.
It's hard when I can't even see you.
Especially since you don't seem to want to anyway.

you are damaged and broken and unhinged. but so are shooting stars and comets. 

And thus God said unto Abraham, "Abraham."
And Abraham replied, "What."

God said to John "Come forth and recieve eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees

"The one whom I kiss is the one you seek."
To which they responded "Gay."

And thus God made Eve, and she was Bammin' Slammin bootylicious.
See you all in hell.


when everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it."

My mind wanders aimlessly and my body remains restless.

 Shoot for the moon 

 because even if you miss 

 you land among the stars 

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Stars can't shine
without darkness.


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When reality hits you like a brick and 
you realize that you are going to be going off
to college in just over two years..
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