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Call me a sinner, call me a saint
Tell me it's over I'll still love you the same
 














 

me and my best friend.


 

Let the dragon take his flight. Let him find his new wings and soar higher. It will take some time, but soon the scars will turn into stars. And eventually, everyone will be under the same skies.



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I HATE my sister ? we always fight, what do i do? 

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pee into a bottle. every night when she falls asleep, pour the pee onto her, so she thinks she wets the bed. 

every night. 

after a week or so, start asking her whats up with all the sheet washing? don't come right out and say you know she wets the bed, this will make you look guilty. after a while of bugging her about it, you can start calling her a bed wetter. make sure you spread it around school. 

she will eventually go live in a cave out of shame. 

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i met a hobo once, his brother did the same thing to him.
if you don't believe me go to the old cave in western pittsburg, and ask for carl the bed wetter. 

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I hate people who think they're better than everyone.
You're a burping, farting, coughing, drooling, sneezing bag of meat like everyone else
so step off your bloody pedestal before I feel inclined to push you off it.

Everyone is equal.
 
I didn't realize,
those words meant so much to you.
And yet it took an arguement to get them out of my mouth.
My head 99.9% of the time in class-












                           
                 



                                                        


                                                















 















 















 


















 
Moving on is simple.



It's what we leave behind that's hard



 








When life hands you lemons.

Make Lemonade. Then find someone with vodka and throw a party.


 

 


NMF
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