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all i want is a good job, a loyal man
& for my wallet to be as thick as my
thighs



 
I promised mom I would never
get involved with drugs but that
promise was broken the first
time I heard you laugh and saw
you smile.




 
I hate school
But I have to finish & I will finish.
I want a career, not a job.
A house, not an apartment.
Success, not an average life.




 
Preity Zinta Photos
http://www.onlineap.com/preity-zinta-photos/
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Amisha Patel Photos
http://www.onlineap.com/amisha-patel-photos/
onlineap.com is a news portal that presents news update for Andhra Pradesh, Telangana and India. It covers different categories of news like Political, Social, Science & Technology, Economic, Health Tips, Amazing Facts, Movie News and Sports etc. It also covers breaking news, which scrolls up on top of the screen. Onlineap.com also has the feature of TRANSLATE YOUR LANGUAGE that translates the English news into different Indian and foreign languages like French ,German, Portuguese, Dutch, Danish, Chinese and regional languages like Hindi, Gujarati, Kannada, Malayalam, Punjabi, Tamil and Telugu. Its very method to translate more details on http://www.onlineap.com/
Shilpa Shetty Photos
http://www.onlineap.com/shilpa-shetty-photos/
onlineap.com is a news portal that presents news update for Andhra Pradesh, Telangana and India. It covers different categories of news like Political, Social, Science & Technology, Economic, Health Tips, Amazing Facts, Movie News and Sports etc. It also covers breaking news, which scrolls up on top of the screen. Onlineap.com also has the feature of TRANSLATE YOUR LANGUAGE that translates the English news into different Indian and foreign languages like French ,German, Portuguese, Dutch, Danish, Chinese and regional languages like Hindi, Gujarati, Kannada, Malayalam, Punjabi, Tamil and Telugu. Its very method to translate more details on http://www.onlineap.com/
No matter what happens 
keep moving 

No mattter what hits you 
get up 

stay strong
keep fighting  
and all i feel in my stomach is butterflies,
the beautiful kind,
making up for lost time

 


 

 

'cause you don't feel pretty,you just feel used
 

 
 









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