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It's all downhill from here, kid.
Things seem the bleakest just before they become the brightest
When someone brings up past stuff in a arguement and it don't even relate to the arguement 😒
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AND WHEN YOU CRY I'LL
BE RIGHT THERE TELLING
YOU, YOU WERE NEVER
ANYTHING LESS THAN
BEAUTIFUL.

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Oh, Miss Believer,
my pretty weeper
Your TWISTED
THOUGHTS are
like Snow
on the
Rooftops.
Please,
take my hand,
We're in a
Foreign Land
as we travel
through Snow,
Together
we Go...
I know
You're DEAD
INSIDE, but
you make
me FEEL
ALIVE.
I'll wait
to see
you again.
Darling,
don't be so shy,
I'll see you at
Midnight
and when
I close
my eyes...
-Twenty One Pilots
"Oh, Ms.Believer"
|twenty one pilots

 
-PVRIS
"Mirrors"
|White Noise
 
 
I fall asleep in an American flag; I wear my diamonds on Skid Row. I pledge allegiance to my dad for teaching me everything he knows.

 
 
I'm in his favorite sundress, watching me get undressed, take that body downtown. I say you the bestest, lean in for a big kiss, put his favorite perfume on.

 
i am actually very, very glad i didn't rush into and invest in a long term relationship at a young age. because i worry.

i realize that everyone is different, but i always ask myself when i see those couples who've been going on strong since their freshman year of high school, "did you learn to love yourself first? are you even bothering to learn to love yourself? or are you just depending on them for a majority of your happiness? what happens when they leave? how are you going to handle it?"

i worry because after my first relationship ended, i was a wreck. i felt so worthless. we only were together a little over a month, but the time i spent with him was amazing. he made me happy, but i couldn't find happiness within myself. i didn't love myself. and that's why i felt like my life was over when it all ended. but i'm glad it happened, because i am finally on a journey to loving myself.

i'm not saying breakups are never going to be hard, but they'll certainly be easier when you realize that
you are responisble for your own happiness. loving yourself comes first, and i hope people can realize that before they get so wrapped up in another person.
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I think there are two kinds of forgiveness, the kind when you forgive but you're also giving them another chance, or the kind when you forgive but you move on without them. Use them both wisely.
 
 
 
You say things
with your mouth,
Cobwebs and
Flies come out.
I hear a second voice behind your tongue somehow.
Luckily,
I can
read your mind.
Flies and
Cobwebs unwind.
They will NOT Take you Down,
They will NOT Cast you Out...

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