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Say something, I'm giving up on you.

Grandpa: Found a couple of dirty b.itches on the street today. I don't think they had a home so I took them in.

Me:

Grandpa: I don't know whether I should keep them because the neighbours have an aggressive one and they might get into fights.

Me:

Grandpa: Are you even listening boy? I found some b.itches! You know - dogs?

 

the people who say like '1 second has passed' when you're like 'just give me a sec'
are the people you need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods

 


If auto correct can change "obama" to "Obama",
then it should change "god" to "God".
 

bite me
hot guy: "hahah- OW, WTF?"
well, if you won't. ♥
 
You are a horrible
liar, and I just wanted to believe.






I have been on book strike
ever since I read the ending of The Fault In Our Stars
I haven't read in months, because I am forever sobbing over it







 
*with family for 5 minutes*
me:
*highly annoyed*
sister: *breathes*
me: shut the f.uck up.


"Music has become my driving force behind my life.
It ,to me, can fix bad moods, bad days even bad people.
It is the beat of my life."

 
~Rian Dawson




Or you could shut up.
I like that option.





 
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