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One of these days the sky's gonna break.

This drunk guy claimed that he was George Washington. 
I asked him for two forms of ID. He pulled out a dollar and a quarter. 
He wins.
 







If you know how to be my lover
maybe    you    can    be    my     baby
Hold me close            under the covers
Kiss me boy     and   drive me crazy

                                                            









What she really wants
is for someone to break her beyond repair.
This was the great and terrible ten.
Gif taken by cosima2









Don't tum away
or let me go
but god I need to leave.
WHY CAN'T THE FOOD THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU TASTE GOOD
AND THE FOOD THAT'S BAD FOR YOU TASTE BAD
WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ABOUT 10000 TIMES MORE SENSE.

 
back into my shell i crawl,
seriously regretting that i had even tried at all.


 

How stupid of me
 to actually have believed that you would keep                  your promises                this time. 'Cause
   you've never been that sort of girl,                    have you?  

You can't
rush
something
you want
to last
forever.

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